Welcome To The Party

I’m going to start reviewing my Macy’s catalog/sale books I seem to be getting once a month…this month’s issue – WELCOME TO THE PARTY SALE

Let’s go with what I did last month and start with the perfumes…

So my sample has a much cuter guy on it but I didn’t find that picture so we’ll settle for Jon Peire from France (I don’t know his real name but he looks like one doesn’t he?) This classic cologne has always won me over. It just has a wonderful clean fresh man smell that makes me melt.

Oh beautiful Natalie Portman! This scent is absolutely divine (it’s going on my Christmas list!) It’s sweet soft scent is exactly how a girl should smell. Clean and mean. I love it.

The picture, to me, does not match the scent all that much. She embodies this very strong feminine energy but the scent is more muted than that. In my mind I imagine more of a bride. More of a gentle frangrance that captures you and lingers long after it’s gone…

If I had a signature scent this it it. Wrap me up in pink bubbles and surround me in a valley of flowers. It just screams I am a lady hear me roar, meow, purr, or cry – no matter, I’m beautiful and hot which ever way you slice me or dice me.

Scarlet you are the one honey! This has a wonderful candy undertone that does not take away from it’s quality. And something about it reminds me of my youth. Growing up in Irvine it would not surprise me if one of my friends was wearing Dolce & Gabbana at 14 years old.

I’m going to state the obvious about my man Mcconaughey here…where is the beach? Although he looks like a fish out of water for D&G the man smells great. Wait? Hasn’t he been on record that he doesn’t like to wear anything to cover up is man scent. Okay so the man HIMSELF might not smell good but his sample sure does! There is definitely a hint of incense to go with his vibe. I am no smelling expert but here is what I smell – some musk and sandalwood – yes I’ll go up with you to that glamorous hotel room of yours.

I don’t know who this man is and why he’s flying through the air like a magician. As soon as I whiffed this it reminded me of being stuck in an elevator with some douche who is going on a date that he got lucky to get in the first place. Ahh, and the elevator doors open, FRESH AIR! 2 blocks later the man is still haunting me! Strong man – please do not put strong scent on.

Tomorrow I’ll do my picks for best and worst shoes! =D