Housewife Wrap Up

This is not my cute baby, but click on the image to go to the website that sells these adorable shirts!

This week I explored the Housewife.

Who she is and what she does.

We all have something in common, our families. Our love for them is what motivates us and brings us the greatest joys.  No matter if we are in high heels or sweats we know they love us and they are grateful for the things that we do for them.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Coming Up Next Week…

Bitchin’ House Manager

Housewife? Forget it honey, more like house manager, we get stuff done these days, look hot, and have fun doing it!

Amazon - Heidi Klum For New Balance - Womens Sheer Back Track Jacket

Amazon - Heidi Klum for New Balance - Womens PDR Pant With Zippers

 Not desperate but strong! And usually very busy!

Amazon - Baby K'tan Baby Carrier

Sanario.com - Hello Kitty Optical Mouse: Bling Pink

Target – Chefmate Purple 4pc Cookware Set

Elizabeth's Embellishments - Fruit Punch File Folders

To Do List:

Dunk This, Too (Yummy Biscotti recipe)

Dirty Laundry (the title says it all)

A Day In My Life (boys have problems too)

Remodeling and Making Christmas!! (single girls can run a household too)

Handcuffs Or Housework?

Prison Versus Housewives

In prison, you get three square meals a day.

At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it.

In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle.

At home you get to clean the yard up so you can mow it so your kids can spread more toys all over it so that you can go out and clean it again because little Jr. can’t sleep without his latest lego creation.

In prison, you get to watch TV, cable even.

At home, you get to listen to your children fight over the remote control and get treated to hours and hours of mindless cartoons thanks to cable.

In prison, you can read whatever you want and attend college for free.

At home, you get to read weekly readers starring Dick, Jane, and Spot and worry about how to send Jr. to college and still be able to eat for the next twenty years.

In prison, all your medical care is free.

At home, you have to pawn your mother’s silver and fill out trillions of papers for insurance and hope the doctor will see you before you die.

In prison, if you have visitors, all you do is go to a room, sit, talk and then say good-bye when you are ready or your time is up.

At home, you get to clean for days in advance and then cook and clean up after your guests and hope that they will one day leave.

In prison, you can spend your free time writing letters or just hang out in your own space all day.

At home, you get to clean your space and everyone else’s space, too, and what the heck is free time again?

In prison, you get your own personal toilet.

At home, you have to physically hold the bathroom door shut in order to keep from having someone standing over you demanding to know how long till you’re done so you can do something for them.

In prison, the prison laundry takes care of all your dirty clothes.

At home, you get to take care of them yourself, plus everybody else’s, and get yelled at because somebody’s favorite shirt isn’t clean.

In prison, they take you everywhere you need to go.

At home, you take everybody else where they need to go.

In prison, the guards transport all your personal effects for you and make sure nothing is missing.

At home, you have to lug around everybody else’s stuff in your purse and then wonder who went in it and took your last dollar.

In prison, there are no screaming or whining children or spouses asking you to do something else for them, or screaming at you because you didn’t.

At home….stop me when I get to the downside of jail, will ya?

Joke courtesy of Aha! Jokes

Lock Me Up Just Don’t Throw Away The Keys

Inflatable Handcuffs (cause I’m allergic to metal) (Costume)

Bad Girls: Why Men Love Them & How Good Girls Can Learn Their Secrets (pop-off son!) (Book)

James Blunt – Some Kind of Trouble (soundtrack to being bad) (Music)

Day 103 – Bad Girl Java (f cked up girls need a sidekick i.e. super cute puppies that you can take super cute pictures of every day) (Blog)

My Job

Celine Dion's Home In Florida

I have become a housewife and there is no better job.

Celine Dion

(I wouldn’t mind having that house, though I wouldn’t want to be the one to clean it)

Dutiful Wife/Husband:

7 Trade Secrets of a Stay-At-Home-Dude – Shhhh! (wonderful tips for a happy household)

Dyer Sheets Instead Of Swiffer Pads (I love cleaver people!)

Queen of Clean (because the princess won’t do it)

What You Cookin’ Good Lookin’

Introducing Ourselves (new family blog with great budget friendly meal ideas)

Chocolate Quinoa Crepes (Chocolate + Bananas = Love)

Cups Of Cake, Mothercuppas! (don’t even need a description, the title is genius, and if you don’t click it you don’t have a sense of humor!)